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APH - How to Annoy Prussia by Faol-Allaidh, literature

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APH - How to Annoy Prussia

How to Annoy Prussia 1. Tell him that he is the least awesome person in the world. 2. Tell him that America's more awesome than him. Plus, he's the hero. 3. Tell him he's so lame that he's not even a country anymore. 4. Hang the Austrian flag in his room. 5. Plus, hang a giant picture of Austria that takes up his whole wall. Use super glue to make it stick. 6. Troll his blog. 7. Better yet, hack into his blog and turn it into a shrine for Austria. 8. If he tries to change it back, make sure he gets rick-rolled and/or a Trojan virus. 9. For Christmas, get him a frying pan. 10. Take Gilbird away and send him to a chicken farm. 11. Fo

100 Ways to Annoy the Nordics by Crazy-83, literature

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100 Ways to Annoy the Nordics

100 Ways to Annoy the Nordics Denmark 1. Ask why he's not as cool as Sweden. 2. Ask why he speaks with a potato in his mouth. 3. Ask him how the Kalmar Union is. 4. Ask him how many Lego pieces it costs to buy a tub of Häagen-Dazs. 5. Point out that the Swedish flag looks just like the Danish flag. 6. Point out that the Icelandic, Norwegian and Finnish flags do too. 7. Drink his beer. 8. Ask him why his country is so small. 9. Ask how many times Sweden has kicked his butt. 10. Tell him that Norway does not love him. 11. Tell him Norway loves Sweden. 12. While talking about politics, ask who the head of bar tending is in Denm